Today my friend Grace and I went to the KyungJu World Culture Expo. That should be read as Kyungju, Expo (of) World culture, and not the World Culture Expo (in KyungJu). That aside, it was great. I met her at 9 at the train station. I rode a train! For a one hour trip, for both of us, it was $3. It was fun enough to ride a train, and it was a much better way to see the country side than a bus.
We went and immediately watched some Korean drum deal. It was impressive as all get-out. Girls danced and played drums, all the while smiling really big (which I think is just as hard as playing the drums, to begin with). Then 3 women came out and sang in really traditional, piercing tones while some people played some sort of zither. At least I think it was some kind of zither. Then everybody in the free world began to drum. There were about 20 drummers on stage. It was pretty awesome. They played big drums and small drums and they drummed like drumming maniacs. It was a great start.
Then we went and looked at things in 3D (as in stereoscopic glasses). Some of it just gave us headaches, but there were a few VERY cool things, like looking down a chasm, or my personal favorite, being in some kind of castle siege. There were arrows flying everywhere and it was convincing enough that the arrows were going to hit you that even after several minutes of it, I still flinched. And the flaming boulders were fun.
Then we went up in some tower 85 Meters high, made mostly of glass. We looked out at the tiny people. We learned about the temple it was modeled after (actually, the tower is a normal rectangular tower with the temple shape cut out of the middle, as in a negative shape). We even got to try and use some cool interface that tried to read your hand position with two cameras and move a cursor on the screen. It didn’t really work, but it was fun to try.
Then we went and watched some Ballet. It wasn’t boring ballet, though. There were clowns and Chinese people spinning plates and hula hoops and women acting like mannequins and ribbon dancing and some kind of aerial ribbon dance thing done on a crane. It was pretty impressive. Less like ballet and more like a circus with a lot of dancing.
Then we watched B-Boys, which is Korean for break dancing, and its popular here. They were very impressive. They had a guy who could contort as good as me on my best day, but fast and to the beat. They did flying flips over people. They did the worm. Then the TaeKwanDo people came out, did some Katas, some high kicks and some flips. As much as I disagree with the principle of flipping around as a form of effective martial arts, it’s fun to watch. Then the Break dancers came out again. Then the TaeKwans came back and did weapons Katas. Then they flew around and broke balsa wood boards. Then the BBs came back and spun and balanced on one hand and had fun. Then the TKs did some fake fighting. In the middle of a fake fight, one of the stage lights exploded and began smoking, making it seems 3,000 times more awesome. Then the BBs and the TKs had a fake fight, like West Side Story without the hair grease and leather jackets. Then they had a dance off, like Grease without the leather jackets and…well, you get the point. Then they did some combined stuff some more and were done. It was really fun.
Then we went to eat. They had food from all over the world, even Mexico. I got Indian food, and it was good (though similar to Greek food). Grace got some Spanish food that took too long to get done and had no taste at all. I expected Spanish food to have some spice. I don’t know what was wrong. Then she got bit/stung on the finger by some kind of bee/wasp we didn’t see while I was up getting water. It hurt pretty bad, so I got her some ice for it. But after a few minutes, her finger was red and swollen and her arm was getting red. Then her tonsils started to itch and under her chin turned red, so we walked across the park to the nurse’s station. So we got there, they put a drawing salve on it and gave her an oral Benedryl like thing and she was good to go, but the Benedryl made sleepy later.
So we walked around, looked at stuff, talked about plants and flowers and frogs. Then we looked at the many things for sale around the world and we looked at the products of this Province of Korea. There were even giant grubs you could buy. I kind of wanted to buy a bug from the bug booth, but what would I do with it? And why would I pay for a bug? Because. The lady at the Kenyan booth talked to me in English. Grace couldn’t understand her accent.
We went and sat and looked at a pond and walked through a small sculpture and hedge maze type deal. Then Grace started getting sleepy. So we went and watched them make pottery and got free (wet) clay pots, which we carried like babies the rest of the trip. And we got coffee. Real coffee, not Korean coffee. Then we went and bought donuts.
Then we went and looked at some art. They had lots of prints of famous stuff, so I was able to seem somewhat knowledgeable about the stuff. I even got to explain the picture of Marat’s assassination, which was the first time I had a use for anything I learned in World History. Then we got to see a Korean guy’s work. Some of it was really awesome, like giant statues of Robots made of TVs and old radios, with some of the TVs working. They had a really neat style. Kind of an Iron Giant look. There was some other stuff I didn’t really “get”, but it was an art display, and if I “got” half of it, I’m happy.
Then we walked around a bit more and got some dinner. I got toast, which actually means I got a toasted sandwich. Some Korean lady called me handsome. Then we went back by train to Pohang. The Korean lady that called me handsome sat next to us.
It was great fun.